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I am the midnightmuse, a lifetime insomniac. I have had this problem since I was an infant, and you learn to deal (sort of). The middle of the night is my time, and I do my best work after midnight.
If you came here hoping for something more risque than a middle aged mother's late night ramblings; I am afraid you took a very wrong turn. Don't bother emailing me with pointless complaints about this, because I created this site for my friends and my family, of which you are obviously neither if you are complaining about me.